Jingle bells, jingle bells. Meh, I’m really not that guy so I might as well stop fronting, I’m no caroler. Guys, I’m so exhausted I cannot. Its Christmas eve and I’m still at work, I had to basically plan all of the Christmas festivities, I haven’t slept much and on top of that I’m baking … Continue reading Christmas Tings
Hey there boo thang. Argh, my heart is full hey. Do you know what else is full? My tummy, my tummy is filled with delicious biscotti. I am eating biscotti all day and I feel like it should get its own classification as a food group. Yup, who needs vegetables? Not me. Ok, that’s a … Continue reading That PistachiHoHoHo cookie
Why hello there. It has been a while. I know I am pure trash matlakala. A hoe needed to get her life together with a young breakdown and rebuild but, a hoe is back and a hoe is baking. What are we baking today, you may ask? We are baking Vanilla Viennese cookies. I found … Continue reading Vanilla ass Viennese
It was my birthday biiiiiiiiiitch. Haha jokes, I wasn’t excited, I don’t think I like my birthday. Thank God for people who like your birthday enough for you or else this post might not have happened. So, your girl turned 27, I’m having a mini crisis so I don’t need anyone coming to me saying … Continue reading An entire gluten free Clemengold Cake
Lemony bars for your mama.
Well hello there lovely. *sniff, sniff* smell that? I think that’s spring in the air. OOOH YEA… How do we say “fuck off” to winter and “come closer baby” to spring at the same time? By making strawberry and peach crumble bars darling. Wait, didn’t we make a Peach Crumble last week? Yes, … Continue reading Fruity Crumble Bar
It's good as fuck.